• Double penetration of any kind should be expected. Whether it’s vagina/anal, double vagina, or (gasp) double anal, you should be prepared to have your man parts touch another set of man parts. If you’re that homophobic, avoid the MMF.
• Most of the time, if a woman is willing to get double teamed, odds are she wants the cum in her or on her, but always ask her where she wants it. Just like traditional sex, don’t just assume she wants it in her ear unless she specifically asks for it in her ear.
• Communication is essentially important in the MMF; you must talk to both the woman and the man involved. Having two straight men fucking one woman is already weird as it is; you don’t need any more awkwardness due to miscommunication.
• Don’t high-five one another during it, at any point; it’s just childish. You’re having a threesome with another guy involved; you’re not a pimp.
• Though the woman is definitely on the slutty side if she’s letting two men inside of her, don’t treat her like a whore. You must respect her at all times: before, during, and after. Women have strange fantasies just like men do; just because she fulfills one doesn’t make her any less of a person than you are.

Read the full article: http://manofexception.com/?p=104

(great comments on their site too)

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All of these internet acronyms seem to be lost on the majority of people. We saw BDSM in a magazine and were guessing at what it was: Bestiality, Dominance, Sadomasochism & Machineguns? No! Wikipedia informs me that is : Bondage, Domination, Submission & Masochism.

Wikipedia also says:

BDSM is a blanket term referring to the practice of a wide spectrum of activities and forms of interpersonal relationships.

What? I’ve never heard of any interpersonal communications like that? Well at least they have another acronym SSC (Safe, Sane and Consensual). I, personally, like to keep my balls unharmed. For me my safe word would be “get me the hell out of here” and I think that would be the first thing out of my mouth.

Well, at least our friends at Racy have stuff that doesn’t seem that scary. I like the look of these ticklers, and this furry blindfold. I trust my lady enough to be blindfolded.
That gets me to another internet term: Furries. What the heck is that?

In gernal terms, a fur suit is a furry costume. It’s a way that furries can get in touch with their furry characters and their alter egos. [MTV Sex2k]

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I know this is the onion, which is a fake newspaper, but this one had me rolling.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to enjoy a hardcore sex scene, only to have it ruined by the participants screaming, “F– my p–” and, “Oh, yeah, suck my big, hard you-know-what, baby.” Is it really necessary to resort to such foul language?

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It would be one thing if the potty-mouthed performers were just the men. Everyone knows men, especially creative types like actors, can be a little rough around the edges. But, sadly, most of the cussing comes from the ladies. From the moment the delivery man unzips his fly to the moment he finishes all over her face, every word out of these ladies’ mouths is “F– this” and “F– that.” Can’t I make it through a single triple-penetration scene without hearing things like, “F– my tight C-word with your huge blankety-blank, you big, black you-know-what”?

full article: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33248?issue=4228&special=2002

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To all of that I say, porn is not the problem. Just because someone likes looking at naked bodies exchanging bodily fluids does not make him a pervert, disrespectful, an infidel, disinterested in his lover or dissatisfied with his lover. It makes him human. It’s about fantasy, imagination, desire, lust. And what, please tell me, is wrong with that? Most men (women, too) can separate fantasy from reality. Do you think Jenna Jameson is going to fly off the screen and do to him what she’s doing onscreen? Not a chance, and he doesn’t think so, either. And if you believe he thinks so … either you’re sorely underestimating his intelligence or you need to ask yourself, what in the world is a smart gal like you doing with a fool like him?

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If you accidentally find porn on his computer, well, were you snooping around in places you shouldn’t? If so, that’s just as dishonest as him hiding it.

When you watch porn (and you should, especially if you have some sort of judgment about it—there’s no other way to understand it), what exactly is it that you object to? Are you projecting your own insecurities or messages of shame from your childhood onto it?

If you truly believe that you can’t compete with a porn star, do you just stop at that or do you ask yourself, what can I do to make sex more exciting for me and my partner; how can I increase my pleasure and his?

If you’re the kind of woman who thinks your partner’s watching porn because there’s something wrong with you, do you also think there’s something wrong with your cooking if he likes to eat out or that there’s something wrong with your DVD/TV set-up if he likes to go to the movies or that there’s something wrong with your driving if he wants to drive? Is it always about you?

Link to entire article: http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22081/39208

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But there’s a reason I refuse, and it’s not forever. As a vague nod to the traditionalism I typically reject (yet continue to idealize), I’m saving my back-end virginity until marriage. As an easily bored single girl, I’ve engaged in an extensive laundry list of sexual behaviors, but have never allowed a cock in my ass. At some point early on, I decided I wanted to reserve one sexual niche exclusively for my future husband. And I certainly can’t offer him my virginity, my first threesome, or my first time fucking in a rooftop hotel pool at dawn. Anal sex is something I’ve flirted with, considered, but never done, all in the name of keeping something, as they say, “sacred.”
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“My distaste is isolated, applied only to me, and only for now. I thrilled to discover that a Rory Gilmore-ish girlfriend of mine is a hound for ass sex. And, penis-insertion aside, I’m not ignorant of the rewards — I’ve warmly welcomed fingers and tongues into the fray. I’m curious, of course, about the feeling of anal sex. The anticipation is tremendous, in fact.”

Read more @ nerve.com

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Japanese girls are so great, cast in plastic.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24991060 is a great article about sex and getting older, check it out.

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1. Condoms have appeared in cave paintings - the main in the paintings may have been wearing it as part of a ritual, protection against pregnancy or protection against an STD.
2. Condoms used to be available only by prescription - back then it was common for doctors to only prescribe condoms to men so they can protect themselves from prostitutues, but not to women.
3. The oldest rubber condoms date back to 1855 - condom fragments, made from the guts of animals, were discovered and believed to be distributed to slow the spread of venereal diseases during the English Civil Wars.
4. Condoms have been sold in vending machines since 1928 - celebrating it’s 80th anniversary this year!
5. Invisible condoms may be next - actually it would be a gel hardened at increased temperatures.

Read the full article by Ross Bonander at http://www.askmen.com/toys/special_feature_150/194_special_feature.html

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What medical purposes do sex toys serve?

Strengthening muscles, for one thing. Women who suffer from incontinence or a prolapsed uterus can exercise their pubococcygeal muscles—not to mention have more satisfying orgasms—by doing Kegels. Those muscles get an even better workout if you use weighted barbells, balls, and spring-loaded devices. Men with prostate disorders might use a dildo to massage themselves and drain the built-up fluid. (Some doctors, however, believe this can be dangerous, especially if the patient has an acute bacterial infection or prostate cancer.) Some health professionals also believe that woman can hasten recovery from surgeries like Caesarean sections with the help of sex aides, which increase blood flow.

Read the whole article at slate.com:

http://www.slate.com/id/2175308/

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